The Story of Awesome Sauce
one fateful day, i was watching television, when out of nowhere a commercial appeared. a man accompanied only by an acoustic guitar began crooning an ode to the wingman. often playing the part of the wingman myself, i found the song very dear to my heart. it resonated within my body like a hymn intoned by god himself.
filled with inspiration, i stumbled across the room to my half-deteriorated acoustic guitar and pressed my clumsy fingers on the fretboard...
Awesome Sauce was born.
the resulting piece was an ode to alcohol. it was a 26 second song intended for a beer commercial, just like the wingman song. i played it for a few people, and (for the most part) the reaction was positive. i was asked by several of them to turn it into a full song, and upon their advice, i did.
it may not be featured in a beer commercial (although if you work in at a beer company and want to use it, feel free to contact me), but if you're feeling down and out you can grab a beer and sing along. so without further ado, here it is:
Alcohol (click here to taste!)
so you go to a bar
and wish on a star
that a chick will dig you
but you know the fact is
you're unattractive
and pretty boring too
chicks all around
they're guzzling drinks down
woah, thank god for alcohol
to help me through it all
woah, thank god for alcohol
or i'd never meet chicks at all
a chick's staring at you
so what do you do?
it's time to take a chance
she's pretty hot
although you're not
try to get in her pants
her beer goggles on
you just can't go wrong
woah, thank god for alcohol
to help me through it all
woah, thank god for alcohol
or i'd never get laid at all
as the night goes on
sobriety dawns
she lies next to you
the face of a chimp
makes you go limp
what the hell did you do?
down another ten
and she's smoking hot again
woah, thank god for alcohol
to help me through it all
woah, thank god for alcohol
or i'd never get laid at all