Deep inside I know it's true
nearly every songwriter has written a song about it. it's an agonising event that brings out torturous emotions in us all. for me, it draped me with a blanket of the most tormenting pain i have experienced. so here's my testament to the painful life after a breakup. i call it forever blue.
... it's about my testicles
Forever Blue (click here to feel blue!)
girl since you left me i've been feeling so bad
it's the worst pain i think i ever had
i haven't got laid, 'cos i see you no more
let's try again, since we've done it before
how many times have we travelled this road
once more won't hurt, 'cos i'm about to explode
deep inside i know it's true
my balls will be forever blue
deep inside i am afraid
never again, will i get laid
c'mon baby, you know it ain't wrong
i haven't touched you in god knows how long
a burning passion, how i miss your kiss
it burns so bad, but it might be syphilis
so hurry up and get rid of the skirt
the longer we wait, girl, the more it hurts
deep inside i know it's true
my balls will be forever blue
deep inside i am afraid
never again, will i get laid
don't hell me how it hurts
how it hurts for you
you can't feel the pain
your testicles aren't blue
deep inside i know it's true
my balls will be forever blue
deep inside i am afraid
never again, will i get laid