I don't want anyone to know that I stooped so low...
Alcohol and lonliness is a dangerous combination. I've seen it overwhelm quite a few people, tempting them into doing things that solicit regret. To all the ladies out there: you're ugly, and he's a jerk. Never hook up with a drunk guy.
You're Pretty Ugly, But There's No One Cute Around
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twelve beers and i'm wasted
i'm sitting by myself
this chick is so nasty
but there is no one else
get another pint
and i'll give you a shot
if i'm drunk enough
then i'll find you somewhat hot
oh girl, you're pretty ugly
but there's no one cute around
i don't care if we hook up
don't let anyone find out
please just keep your mouth closed
please just keep your mouth closed
i don't want anyone to know
that i stooped so low
tell me that you like me
and that you want romance
say that you want to date me
but you have got no chance
follow me around
for everything i do
like a puppy dog
you've got the face of one too
oh girl, you're pretty ugly
but there's no one cute around
i don't care if we hook up
don't let anyone find out
please just keep your mouth closed
please just keep your mouth closed
i don't want anyone to know
that i stooped so low
don't try to guilt me
into a relationship
when will you notice
i don't really give a shit
so open up your eyes and see
i'd rather run wild and free
'cos you're just too damn ugly
oh girl, you're pretty ugly
but there's no one cute around
i don't care if we hook up
don't let anyone find out
please just keep your mouth closed
please just keep your mouth closed
i don't want anyone to know
that i stooped so low
oh girl, you're pretty ugly
oh girl, you're pretty ugly
oh girl, you're pretty ugly
oh girl, you're one ugly bitch