No better way to spend Valentine's Day
I've been in the habit of referring to Valentine's Day as "Thanksgiving" for a while now. If you have someone to spend the day with, you should be thankful. But... if you don't, then you should be even more thankful you don't have to deal with a significant other that drives you insane. So hold your girlfriend, boyfriend, or alcoholic beverage and remember you've got a lot to be thankful for.
This song goes out to all those unhappy on Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day (click here to be thankful!)
moments of happiness
or so you think
but everything you do
pushes me to drink
so i tried to think of what i should do
for this occasion so special to you
there is no better way to spend valetine's day
than to let you know we'll go our separate ways
i think it's time
for us to put
this in the past
so now it's time
for me to dump
your big fat ass
it's over